Retard & Idiot

2008-11-11T04:47:00.000-08:00

Yay Retard u finally posted!!!!
Ahem BTW, SJ is so totally NOT fine. It is so tough and ahem and ahem and ahem. And it's super sian. And you know, I think if u wanna go out, you have to wait long long. Cuz you know, now I tues, wed, thur, fri also got training then I mon have to practice my vio cuz I dun want to practice in front of my parents. And then like, after my camp I have to go HK to visit my gramma so like, yeah, wait long long.
So u r obviously loving band like hell. It rocks rite? And today u heard us being punished by the ma'ams, and that makes you that much happier that ur not in SJ. Cya on friday!

2008-11-08T07:04:00.000-08:00

heh heh:D
RETARDDDDDD'S BACKKK:D!
hahaha:D LOL! ii am super bored and so ii am here to post.
so how have you been idiot?
SJ getting on fine? you seem to be really enjoying it:D
BAND IS GREAT:D
ii am finally a main band member:DDDD
ahahah:D call me soon? ii wan to meet up soon kay?
ohyah, the twilight movie GO TOGETHER:D! hahaha:D
ohkay, msn, sms, call, email you soon:D
BYEBYE:D!

2008-09-23T02:24:00.001-07:00

This is the pics that retard and idiot took randomly in the bus.

Yeah, blah, this is a picture, blah.

Retard posed differently but Idiot is not innovative and is a total...idiot.

this is an antique! (we are ancient!)

Eeeeee blackblack one.

Audrey has scaaaaaary and catty eyes.

Boooo we look ghosty! Retard stuck out her tongue.

All white. Err...can see my teeth.

Hearty!

Triangle!

OK that's all! I noe u LOVED looking at all the pics. Byebye now!
Idiotic Idiot

2008-09-19T05:43:00.000-07:00

hell0 fans 0f retard idi0t.
s0wwiie every0ne ii kn0w euu have been missing me (:
s0rry kailing, ii didnt mean to neglect euu(:
but ii spent time with euu durin sch00l(:
hahahahahahahhahahaha.
II L0VE UR BREAKING DAWN.
ii have g0t s0 much t0 tell y0u.
but dunn0e h0w t0 say manzx.
haiishh.
ii am so DEAD B0RED.
tmr is g0ing to be a SATURDAY.
euu wan g0 study t0gether?
f0r mathematics and hist0ry?
then will be damn damn damn fun(:
take care idi0t.
will be missing euu(:
byebye, l0ve retard.

2008-09-01T01:48:00.000-07:00

Dis blog is like, so dead so I shall post something:
Retard is reading Idiot's New Moon, so she is not posting
Idiot is doing nothing, so she is not posting
ok, end of post.
BTW, this is Idiot

2008-08-04T17:50:00.000-07:00

hello xD RETARD IS BACK (:
teehees, just want to wish
~Sarah happy belated bday on 3rd August
~Kamting happy belated birthday on 4th August
~SHIYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY (TODAY)
yay ii am so happpy (: ii am slacking
aniiwaes.. ii am damn high
cause ii got a nice present for SHIYU
hahahah.. yeah xD thanks idiot for holding on to
MY CUSHION (:
thanks thanks. hee hee.
ii dunnoe wad to post la ):
hahahahha. but ii know wadeva ii crap
euu all stil will read cause euu all got sick of KAILING
hahahha. jsut kidding (((((:
ILove RetardI

2008-07-22T00:29:00.001-07:00

AUDREY I AM SO ANGRY AT YOU WHY U NEVER POST????? And when r we going for CIP? Ur mom ask that person yet????? Eliz is here she wants to say something.
hihihihihihi. my turn to spam!! only u cant delete this, cuz its a post n nt a tag. :D happehh happehh advanceadvance b'DAEeeeeeee to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. :D ♥♥♥ (taught by kailing the gila genius) whao the malay teacher will b soooooo proud of us. KAILING IS A COMP EXPERT!!! hugs. bbye.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pink! OK I am so not crazy. And I also think this is a bit stupid becuz we r right next to each other but we are arguing on the com instead of verbally. Audrey this is what ur reply will be about: What u want for ur bdae (nothing ridiculous plz i am not going to give u my house) and what u think about pink. Eliz saiz she lurves pink. Hmm I know the color of her bridal gown now... Gah puay yah kl; but ur on the kinda right track. :P i noe ur dress will b blackkkk. emo girl. gtg. bbye ♥♥♥ Hello blak is for funerals. I don't want anyone to DIE while I'm getting..... *chokes on puke* yuck.... wedded. Not that I'm planning to. But I know eliz WILL. GAH Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i haven't decided yet. :P ♥♥♥

2008-06-30T07:37:00.000-07:00

HALO IDIOT!!!
hi !!! today was a fun day xD ii am currently talking to the idiot over the phone. school was kinda borin' but luckily retard, idiot and eliz went to AMK straight away (: ate macs. hahahahahha. idiot was droppin' her veggies all around her skirt and the tray. ohyahh. while waiting for the bus before going to AMK we were really crapping. WE PLAYED THE GAME I SPY !!! example is...
" I SPY SOMETHING GREEN "
" A TREE? "
" YES! EUU RITE "
" I SPY SOMETHING WITH LEAVES "
" A TREE? "
" YEAH !! "
" I SPY SOMETHING WITH BRANCH "
" A TREE? "
" YEAH!!!!! " ....
.all the answers were all trees. then the next one was ...
" I SPY SOMETHING WITH ROOF "
" TREE? "
" YEAH! "
" I SPY SOMETHING WITH GLASS "
" TREE? "
" YEAH!!!! "....
and blah blah blahthen we had our mi mi wu qi which our
.........................................................................UMBRELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!we planned to bash up the bus driver cause he made us wait like shytt. we went to buy prezzie for MELODY. hahahhahahahaha. she was a fussy stupid dumb irritating person. she didnt wan our precious earrings. so we got XXXX.
then we had our HONEY STICKS (: after that retard and idiot when to yishun to look for C.I.Pbut to no avail.. then we went to KHATIB to look for C.I.Pthe damn place got damn many kindergarten =x walk like shytt. but we shared a SLURPEEEE (: then we found a nice nice tuition centre which niided help (: and euu know wad they wan us to do? it is to.... GIVE BREAD!!! and so they lived happily ever after.. (:
Buaiishh
by: RETARD AND IDIOT.

2008-06-27T06:55:00.000-07:00

Heyyy Audrey wuzzup we go like, next next wk. Eliz, Charis and Su Yuan oso goin. So who is the initiator? U or me? Oh blah i have nothing to tok about lehhh. AUDREY YOU BETTER POST!!!

2008-06-15T03:42:00.000-07:00

hii idi0t. xD ii miss euu s0.. haha. when are euu g0ing? dun miss me 0ut xD wad are euu d0ing? have euu d0ne ur h0mew0rk? they are killing me.. haiishh. call me if euu wanna meet up t0 d0 h0mew0rk xD ermm.. the SPCA scary mahs? euu g0t g0 bef0re? wad if they make us clean up shytt. euu send the f0rm t0 the teacher already? Buaiishh
l0ve retard.

2008-06-14T04:25:00.000-07:00

Hii h0neyy xD ii missedd euu s0 much xD euu wanna g0 t0gether? kay l0l xD but wad if the aniimals biite? ii think must briing plasters and bandage. *kua zhuanging* then when euu wanna g0? euu wanna g0, euu call my handph0ne xD have fun honey and take care!! byebye... ii g0t t0 g0, p0st later agains.. kay? I LOVE EUU
BuaiixZ
ILOVE RETARD

2008-06-14T00:28:00.000-07:00

OH Audrey you finally posted! I am so touched. Anyway, I had SJ camp. So tiring. Quite fun lah. But still tiring. And I will die wif u. Cuz I oso haven do ALOT of hw. I gonna die. Somemore I lose my calculator so I can't do my math hw. Ah crap. OH well I have to go chiong PE proj so bye. Anyway, abt CIP if u wanna go SPCA then I go wif u, u want? It'll be so funnnn taking care of the animals.

2008-06-12T09:56:00.000-07:00

HALO THE FANS OF RETARD AND IDIOT xD
ii kn0w euu guys l0ve me, retard and idi0t s0 much!!! but ii am s0 s0rry ii had been such a bad webmistress, ii t0tally f0rg0tten 0ur 0wn email.. xD s0rry. ii kn0w euu guys missed me.. ii havent been p0sting xD 0h.. thats sad.. euu guys must be s0 sick and tired 0f that idi0t.. p00r thing. but nevermind.. retard is back t0 l0ve euu guys xD ii am s0 dead.. ii havent been d0ing h0mew0rk sad? haiishh. t0day ii was haviing great fun playiing.. were euu iidi0t? ii h0pe euu were xD ii will bring happiness t0 euu xD well ii am kinda tiredd. s0rry.. ii dunn0e wad t0 p0st.. but if euu guys wanna chat can call my handph0ne.. euu wanna kn0w my handph0ne number? any requests? if s0, tell me 0n the tagb0ard. ii will p0st my number 0n the p0st.. idi0t.. have euu d0ne any h0mew0rk? if euu havent euu wanna d0 with me? ii nid s0me0ne t0 d0 with me 0r ii will like n0t sit there. and s0mem0re have euu d0ne C.I.P? next time if euu wanna d0, c0ntact me. chinese ii think there is n0 0nline w0rk.. the paper say "N" pe0ple, anii0ne has n0 C.I.P partners? can c0ntact me.. ii am partnerless. T_________________T pathetic...
P.S. s0rry if ii made euu all sleep halfway while reading my p0st xD ii guess, idi0t still r0ck m0re!!
BuaiixZ
ILOVE RETARD

2008-06-01T20:20:00.000-07:00

Heyyy Audrey how cum u also so QUIET??? For me its cuz I have nothing to say but u r a fairly noisy girl so you should have something... Anyway, has anybody finished their homework yet or am I the only lazy bummy who spends her time slacking around? Anybody finished reading the 西游记 yet? I am such a slow reader that it took me 1 hour to finish 15 pages. LOL. Anyway, audrey muz post and tag more!!!!!!!!!!! And how often should we change skins? Every year? Every month? Every week?

2008-05-28T08:37:00.000-07:00

HI PEOPLE.
yyahh, ii dunnoee abboutt euu guyys la, butt ii preferr bbiigg fonnts.
yyahh, iif u see " IT IS IDIOT BLOGGING " iit iis WONDROUS kailing.
yyahh, iif u see " IT IS RETARD BLOGGING " iit iis me, audrey blogging (:
yyahh, WE ROCK, ii know u people can see, but ii have to spell it out.
yyahh, retard is the kinda mad and noisy person, and idiot is the exact opposite.
yyahh, euu mayy ask why fwens then? euu know wads balance? thats the answer.
yyahh, not too much nor little =D
yyahh, too ii would sign off with " BuaiixZ ILOVE RETARD" so u will know it is me.
yyahh, ii thiinkk u would have found out that my every sentence starts with yyahh.
yyahh, whys? cause ii am retard. thats why.

BuaiixZ
ILOVE RETARD.

2008-05-22T01:02:00.001-07:00

Heyyy this is our new blog but unfortunately Audrey is away on band camp so she can't spam it now...so sad ;..( Oh well. Audrey I leave it to you to advertise hor I dun care.